Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Danielle Claims She's A Member Of The Gay Community



Read about it on none other than Fox News here: Danielle Claims To Be A Member of Gay Community

Teresa Shows Off Bikini Bod




Teresa shows off her Bikini bod and answers some questions here: Teresa Bikini Bod

HOIIII Again... Jill Zarin confirms she will be on season 4!

Jill Zarin has confirmed she WILL appear on season 4 of RHONY. Read it here: Jill To Be On Season 4!

How Caroline lost her weight



An article from People Magazine about Caroline Manzo and her weight loss found here: Caroline

Kim G Talks a LOT of SHIT



Yet another article on Kim G here: Kim G Talks Smack

IN this interview, she reveals:

* She believes Danielle is devious, calculating, and dangerous.

* She currently has no relationship with Danielle Staub.

* She loves Jacqueline.

* Dina feels she is just creating drama to get on camera.

* The Housewife she liked least was Dina.

* She claims Danielle "thinks she died and went to heaven and everyone came to take care of her" by the way she treats the Bravo crew, asking them to take her bags out, etc.

AND MORE!!

Kim G Shoots The Shit



A very interesting article on everyone's favorite new NJ backstabber, Kim G: Kim G

In this article she reveals:

* Her and Kim D are sister in laws

* She thinks she would "annihilate Elvira in every way" as a contender for the new, replacement housewife

* She was interviewed to be on the show before but turned it down because of a boyfriend she was involved with and did not want filmed

* She doesn't really care what people have to say about her

AND MORE.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Episode 9- Blogging!



Here we go...

Scene 1: I enjoyed seeing Caroline's sisters. Cookie, Caroline's oldest sister, is very pretty for her age. I thought it was funny that Caroline thought Frannie and her had identical faces in the past- I certainly don't see that. I do believe Caroline is a good mother who really cares for her kids and I believe her emotions about her kids are real.

Scene 2: I don't particularly understand why Teresa and Jacqueline are interested in being friends with Kim D if they claim they want nothing to do with Danielle. For two women who don't want anything to do with her, they seem to have nothing better to do in their lives than meet with people and talk with them about her. Teresa actually asked a good question when she asked Kim D how she can be sure she's not talking about her also. I also find it interesting that Kim D says she's just an acquaintance with Danielle but then tells the girls she's invited to her party. Shady, shady Kim D. I also think Jacqueline's comment was dumb about how "Danielle claims she's in this love and light thing but then she goes and calls the cops on my daughter." How is Danielle calling the cops on your daughter not living in love and light IF Ashley sent Danielle those messages? Just wondering. At least Jacqueline was a little skeptical about going... that showed some semblance of a brain.

Scene 3: I found this scene borderline disturbing. Who are the 16 people that ALL texted Danielle to tell her this? Hopefully better friends to her than Kim D has been. I found it weird for Danielle to say to her daughter "Mommy's got a little situation here." I mean, I do think I would have called Kim D out on this to if I was Danielle but I may have approached it in a different manner.

Scene 4:I do think Danielle sounded a little too angry at Kim D just for paying her water bill; however, the girl at the desk did seem a little rude and Kim D is a total fake friend to D so that's annoying and I can understand why Danielle would be upset. I LOVED when Danielle said Kim D is "absolutely, positively playing me for the last time." Danielle is a smart woman. I do think Danielle should have just told Kim D what was reallt on her mind rather than starting an issue over Posche. I do agree with what Danielle said, though- a friend of hers would have let her know she was going to hang out with those women.

Scene 5: I found this scene ridiculous. To quote Bethenny, Caroline needs to get a hobby. She should maybe volunteer some time at her sister Dina's foundation or do something else that's productive besides sitting home and wallowing at her "being alone." I also thought it was ridiculous for Caroline to tell Al to retire... he has an amazing business. Why should he retire? So he can sit with her and eat? Ridiculous.

Scene 6: My first thought when Ashley entered Posche was WHY?! This girl is an 18 year old brat who NEEDS to stop getting involved in the drama. It's not like she has her own money to go shop in Posche so the ONLY reason she could possibly go there would be to stir the pot... and it's a pot that she doesn't belong in. Ashley did look good in the dress... I'll say that much.

Scene 7: I found Teresa and Jacqueline's workout laughable. Nether of these women need to lose that much weight... and Dina even said in her tweets last night that they were doing more talking than working out since she walked in on this scene.

Scene 8: I vote Kim D was either STILL attempting to play the fence OR was actually scared of Danielle being mad at her. I still don't understand why Danielle would want to rebuild a relationship with Kim D after she was befriending Danielle's enemies. It doesn't make sense. I don't understand Danielle's comment about how just because this is in Wayne- her hometown- no one would hurt her... doesn't make sense.

Scene 9: Why must these women who don't want anything to do with Danielle or talk about Danielle- or so they claim- invite Caroline over to discuss Danielle going to the fashion show event? I did agree with Caroline that Danielle shouldn't stop someone from going anywhere or living their life.

Scene 10: Why does Kim G have her own driver? She must be really rich. It still doesn't take away from her two-faced, bitch self. I do agree with what Danielle said- if Teresa attacks her, she SHOULD attack back. I actually think Kim G's logic was good here even though she really is a horrible friend to Danielle.

Scene 11: Ashley looked pretty once she got all done up. I don't understand Jacqueline saying she was excited for this night when she knew there would likely be some sort of drama or even a run=in with Danielle. It's ridiculous that Kim D calls Danielle "the big D" since SHE is the one that invited her... Like, get serious woman! I love Teresa asking if Kim will say hello... so stupid and immature. I loved Danielle bringing a bodyguard, though I'm not sure why she felt the need to.

Scene 11-2: I still can't believe that Kim D had the AUDACITY to sit Teresa and Jacqueline at her table and put it directly across from Danielle's table. That is just trying to start drama. I do agree with what Danielle said about Teresa and Jacqueline's desperation. I also agreed with Danielle saying a real friend of her would NEVER break bread with the likes of them.

Scene 12: BORING! I don't need to see Caroline whining anymore. It's annoying.

Scene 13: Yes! Back to the good stuff. I didn't think Danielle's diss was THAT offensive. I mean, picking up the phone is rude, but... there were ruder, worse things she could have done. Every time Teresa said she liked something I kept thinking "It's not like you can afford anything Ms. Bankruptcy!" I did think it was inappropriate of Danielle to say "coke whore" when Ashley was on stage. I do agree with Danielle for saying Kim is a piece of shit... that's true. Teresa sounded retarded by saying her table was definitely "the cool girls." Seriously, are you twelve years old? Get over yourself! Ashley definitely was staring down Danielle... ridiculous! STOP GETTING INVOLVED IN DRAMA THAT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU. YOU ARE A CHILD. I do agree with Danielle's comment about Jacqueline's parenting; it is HORRIBLE. I don't know WHY Teresa wanted to say hi to Danielle. That could only start drama. I thought Danielle did say hello nicely, albeit coldly. She doesn't owe Teresa anything. I don't know why Danielle said don't call me honey- HOWEVER- DAMN did Teresa get CRAZY when Danielle said that... I HATED that this had to be the last minute of the episode and am DYING for next week's (airing July 12th, not 5th b/c of the holiday) episode where we will likely see Ashley get arrested and either someone with a knife or a 9mm... cannot wait!!!

Until next time... I'm just sayin!

Monday, June 28, 2010

Kim Zolciak to review Danielle's song




Kim Zolciak will be reviewing Danielle Staub's song on Andy Cohne's WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE tonight 11 PM EST!

The DC Women...

An article on the DC women: DC

Dina Manzo to appear in Westfield, NJ tonight??

I will definitely be there to check this out... Let's see what happens:

Does Reality TV Damage Children?

This article discusses Danielle Staub and if reality TV damages children: Does Reality TV Damage Kids?

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Is Housewives scripted?

There is currently an auction for charity to be a gust at a taping of an episode of RHONY and a possible walk-on role. This is here: Charity Auction

However, the interesting part comes where you read the fine print:



Apparently, you can get a role if it fits in the SCRIPT/STORYLINE. Fishy, fishy.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Kelly Bensimon - Jewlery Designer?



Our favorite Housewife that no one seems to understand is apparently launching a Jewlery line with feather-based creations... I'm sure Peta will LOVE this too... Full story via Perez here: Kelly's Jewlery

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Teresa's Party Planner Elvira Also Broke

Breaking News via Perez Hilton: Elvira Broke

Episode 8- Blogging!



For the first time, The Real Mr. Housewife is blogging about an episode (a tradition I hope will be weekly)... I know initially I promised NOT to give opinions, but when blogging the Episodes I will have to... So here goes, Episode 8: "Bubbies Gone Bad":


The first scene (in the restaurant) has me wondering a few things initially. One- why is Teresa always late? Can this woman not make it anywhere on time? Maybe she's busy trying to deal with her debt? Just sayin'. Also, why does Caroline say that there's someone missing... Dina is her sister and Jacqueline's sister-in-law AND Teresa's friend- it's not like they can't see her off the show. This just seems like a moment meant for drama and acting. Also, Caroline insists "You can't deal with someone as irrational as her"- where is the irrationality in what Danielle has done? Also, when Teresa says "Try me bitch"... I dunno, Teresa. I'm pretty sure Danielle could take you Just sayin'.

I was shocked when Danielle showed her breasts and they were just a little blurred out. I want to say kudos to her for dealing with the issue of plastic surgery gone wrong and trying to improve it on national TV. Also, I give her credit for not trying to hide the fact that she's had work done. In a world where people lie about their plastic surgery, I give Danielle credit for being open about it.

While I understand that Lauren is Caroline's daughter, I didn't realize she was a Housewife... Oh, wait- she's not! So, no offense Bravo, but please stop wasting camera time with watching Lauren do makeup. BORING. Yawn. BORING... ZzzzzZzzzZzzzz... I also like that Caroline says here that her children are established on where they want their lives to go...

While I'm not a parent, I do have to say I give credit to Jacqueline for throwing Ashley out the previous week. The only mistake she made is that this needed to happen a LONG time ago. That kid needed a good kick in the ass last season, not a new car for flunking out of school. Is it just me or when Ashley says she's embarrassed by how she acted while smiling, does it seem a bit forced? To me it seems like she's TOTALLY faking it for the cameras. Just sayin'.

This scene with Teresa and the party planner Elvira (who thought THIS episode would make her the new RHONJ) was funny. The reason it was so funny was because Teresa always needs to be right and Elvira seemed to have the personality to always need to be right, so seeing these two personalities clash was quite entertaining. Also, when she leaved and Teresa falls over dramatically... you can see where Gia gets her dramatics from.

Watching Chris give Ashley rules was interesting... we'll see if she's able to follow them. Based on her past behavior, I fully expect her to be breaking them and getting into fights with Jacqueline and Chris ASAP.

I found the scene between Caroline and Albie to be chock-full of real emotion. Caroline's parenting skills really did shine through and the fact that she REALLY cares about her children is so blatantly obvious. She also gave really sound advice to Albie... and the love and respect they have as a Mother/Son was definitely shown. I really felt for Albie in this scene as I know what it's like to screw up and need a second chance. However, one question- how if Albie only got one D+ was his GPA under a 2.00? A 2.00 is a C average- one D+ shouldn't bring that average THAT Much down unless all the other grades are bad- which they clearly were. Also, is it just me or does Albie seem to be going bald in the back a little bit? What a shame for someone so good looking.

Seeing Al Manzo again, I must give him a shout out for doing an AMAZING job at slimming down. He looks night and day different from last year, so kudos Al! Caroline saying "In this family we're warriors and Albie is a survivor" brought a slightly cynical smile to my face as it's almost as ridiculous as "My family is as thick as thieves." I thought Al made a really good point that "If this hurdle is enough to take him down, he doesn't deserve to be a lawyer then." Well stated and it was nice to see a parent not being completely biased toward their child.

Kim D makes me want to vomit. She's an annoying, two-faced bitch who reminds me of a prostitute in the sense that she'll tell you she loves you and fuck you just in order to get your money. Just sayin'. Also, this scene with them in Posche particularly annoyed me, as if Jacqueline and Teresa want NOTHING to do with Danielle, why keep talking about her? It doesn't make sense. I did think Teresa made a good point saying it's shady that Kim D went to Danielle's lunch when Kim D said she didn't want to be friends with her. Hmm... Teresa, you might be onto something- who looks like the pig now? Kim D.

Again, kudos to Danielle for showing her plastic surgery openly on TV. This takes a lot of courage to do in the first place (get it done), but then to show it on television is another thing entirely. I give her a LOT of credit for this.

I found it funny that Caroline pointed out that two girls came into the Brownstone to say that they thought Christopher was better looking than Albie. It was funny, especially because I don't think Christopher's really all that good looking and Albie definitely is. Albie acted kind of immaturely at this dinner, as it was about celebrating Lauren's achievements, not getting defensive because he failed out of law school. It was good to hear Caroline say Albie should do something instead of sitting around feeling sorry for himself- very true.

When Teresa met up with Elvira again, I was just sitting there in disbelief, especially with the current news regarding Teresa and Joe's bankruptcy. How the HELL do you spend this much on a party when you're already MEGA in debt? Just sayin'

Teresa's house warming party was QUITE the interesting event. I don't understand why Kim G would want to come if she wasn't invited initially... Obviously it was a last minute invite when she called... Of course, Kim G was clearly fishing for an invite by texting Jacqueline... I don't understand this Kim G woman whatsoever. Playing both sides of the field will only get you burned Kim G... keep that in mind. Kim G's only saving grace this season has been that her son is extremely cute. Other than that the woman doesn't have a single redeeming quality. I'd also prefer (from last week) if she NEVER attempts to get on a stripper pole again. It was... frightening.

Danielle's daughters seem to care about her a lot... and seeing them in person at one of Danielle's book signings they seem really proud of her and to love her a lot. It was nice to see them wanting to take care of her post-surgery.

I must say that when Jacqueline arrived at the party I was like WOW! She looks AMAZING! (not to mention AMAZINGLY thin!!!). When I saw Joe and Teresa getting ready for the party I was wondering where are Gia, Malania, and the other two? It was weird to me that if you had a new baby she'd be MIA just so you could have a party.

Kim D SERIOUSLY needs to control her drinking. Teresa was trying to make a speech and for the second time this season Kim D made a total ass out of herself. What's funny is these women call Danielle garbage but then hang out with people like Kim D. PUHLEEEZ. Also, Ashley drooling over the Juicy Joe made me wanna puke. The man is not juicy, he's fat. Fact not fiction here, people! LOVED Caroline's comment when watching Kim D that if this was one of her kids she would choke them! love love love that comment! Kim D approaching Ashley was totally inappropriate too. I was glad Caroline put them in check and was like "no more of this."

I love that Kim G approached Caroline to say Jacqueline is obsessed with Danielle. SO the other way. Two faced bitch. She should pick a team and stick to it, NOT play both sides.

That's about it for this week's episode. I cannot WAIT for next week's- Especially the "SOMEBODY HAS A KNIFE" part!

Until then... The Real Mr. Housewife is signing off.

Perez Calls Danielle Staub Out

Perez Hilton seems to think Danielle is playing up the Lesbian card for attention in his latest post: Perez Calls Out Danielle

The Countess Performs At Splash

The Countess performed her "hit" MONEY CANT BUY YOU CLASS at Splash Nightclub in NYC... Video here: Countess at splash

People.Com Asking Who Should Replace Dina

People.com is asking you who should replace Dina- Ashley (wtf?), Kim D, Kim G, or Elvira? Read and vote here: Who should replace Dina?

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Danielle Staub Sings!

AND SHE DOES A FUCKING FANTASTIC JOB!! Best voice of any housewife to release a song so far... watch now at Bravo: Danielle Sings!!!

Before Dina Was a Housewife...

She was on another reality show... Watch it here: Dina, Pre-Housewives

Monday, June 21, 2010

Andy Cohen crushes "new RHONJ" rumor

Putting rumors to rest, Andy Cohen tweeted that Elvira Grau is NOT the new RHONJ and that she will not be replacing Dina Manzo.

RHODC was almost cut

According to Andy Cohen, after the Salahi's crashed the Obama party, THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DC was almost cut by Bravo. See the full story here: RHODC Almost Cut

Bethenny Posts New Recipe

Bethenny Frankel posted a new recipe on her website for Wasabi Tuna Burgers Recipe

So... Cook or Chef?

Don't Be Tardy For The Friendship?

Kim and Nene appear to be friendly again based on Nene's latest tweet:



It's good to see everything's hopefully good after all the drama.

Dina, Caroline, Jacqueline, and Teresa To Host Benefit

Dina is producing the Off-Broadway show MY BIG GAY ITALIAN WEDDING. Here and three of the other NJ Housewives will be appearing this Thursday for a benefit. If you buy tickets and use the code BGMENY99 at checkout you get 40.00 off.

Caroline Manzo to appear in Red Bank, NJ

The Countess Speaks Out For NoH8


Countess Luann spoke out in favor of gay rights/gay marriage by participating in the NO H8 Campaign.

Kudos to her for this!!

NJ New Episode (without Dina!) tonight

Don't forget to tune in @ 10 PM on Bravo to the first RHONJ without Dina Manzo. After the show, Andy Cohen will have Danielle Staub on his show to sing her new song... should be a good night!

Caroline Decides To Keep Twitter and Facebook

Caroline Manzo has decided she will keep her facebook and twitter accounts... she claims someone gave out her cell phone number last night and she had to change it... she was upset and missed an important call... but now all is calm in the Manzo world.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Caroline Manzo to delete twitter and facebook?

According to her twitter, Caroline Manzo will be deleting her Facebook AND Twitter accounts tonight... Apparently, someone leaked her phone number. She thanks fans for respecting her wishes.

Flashback Clip Of The Week

Close Your Legs To Married Men, Kim!

Flashback Clip 1

Dedicated To The Haters

So here goes- seems this blog is causing quite the stir on certain Facebook walls of THE HOUSEWIVES. I claim the following to be true:

1) I have always supported Danielle Staub and think she IS a victim on the show. I will continue to support her; however, this blog is a central place for information regarding ALL the Housewives and will NOT take an opinion in one way or the other.

2) I NEVER wrote comments that Danielle made on her wall on Dina's wall. I merely posted them here as I thought they were interesting. And I'm sure someone in Dina's camp already got these comments back to her. If Danielle- or anyone else for that matter- wants to look on Dina's page to confirm this, feel free.

3) I have not been two faced in any way.

4) I have not posted any lies here- in fact, everything I post here has been posted before. There is ONE THING i have not seen posted anywhere else that for now I am keeping confidential... and when- and if- i choose to reveal it, I will.

5) Certain people are calling me out for being fans of certain Housewives and being Facebook friends with others... and then they are doing the same thing. Just because I am following all the ladies doesn't mean I don't have opinions- I just prefer to read it all and blog about it.

Anyways, enough said. Love me or hate me it's still an obsession... and if you're talking, that means you're reading. So keep doing what you do and I'll do the same.

Peace.

BREAKING NEWS: Ashley Holmes accuses Danielle of stalking her



VERY interesting BREAKING NEWS- Ashley Holmes, Jacqueline's Daughter, has accused Danielle of stalking her in her latest Facebook post: "I know I said I was done talking about Danielle..BUT..I just found out last night that she came into my work on Fri "looking for me"..seriously? when will it end?!.. LEAVE US ALONE DANIELLE !! & fyi the girl you were bad mouthing us to at MY job.. was MY friend..idiot! OH &I also just heard today that you just got a new condo at 'The Watermark on Hudson'..how you afford such a place with no job? hmm.."

Dina Manzo not to show at reunion?




When asked by EOnline if she will be showing up to the reunion, Dina said: "I've been invited to the reunion, but I'm debating. When I stopped filming back in the day, I cut Danielle out, and it felt really good to not have to talk about her. I even went to private family parties ,and if her name came up and I'd say, "Ah, not in front me. I'm out." So my fear with the reunion is once I get around her again, I'm gonna relive the whole thing—I left for a reason and that was really to cut her out of my life."

For the rest of this interview, go here: Dina's Conversation with E!

This isn't surprising...

Bethenny told ACCESS HOLLYWOOD she likely will NOT be returning to RHONYC next year. Now that "Bethenny Gets Married" is successfully airing this is not really surprising. Go here to read the full article: Bethenny Not Returning

Dina Seems Happily Married

Dina's facebook Fathers Day message would lead one to believe the article posted about how her and Tommy are having marital problems is not true... and the source of that article was a random website... so it is slightly fishy. We'll let people judge for themselves. Anyway, here's her fathers day post:

Breaking Down Teresa's Debt




Teresa 'I Flipped A Table' Giudice claims that her and her Juicy husband (aka Joe) will not be selling their house (for now)... So as a look back on what has happened, let's break down their debt that caused them to file bankruptcy:

-8.7 million in liabilities
-2.6 million in mortgages on their three homes
-104,000 on credit cards (including high end department stores such as Nordstrom and Neiman Marcus)
-85,000 in home repairs
-12,000 on fertility treatments
-10.85 million to creditors

What I don't understand is how you can spend SO much if you have so little. According to the couple, they only spend 400/month on clothing. This is interesting, as in many episodes Teresa is seen taking her children for shopping sprees in the 1000's range at high-end children's boutiques. Here's wishing them well on their road to recovering from all this debt.

Countdown to The Real Housewives of DC



There is a countdown clock at the bottom of the blog counting down to the start of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DC, which premieres August 5th on Bravo.

In the meantime, Bravo has posted Biographies of the ladies, including Michaele Salahi, the famed Obama party crasher.

The bios are found here: DC Bios

Nene Leakes getting a divorce? And now Greg apologizes?




This is slightly older news in the gossip sector, but there is a rumor that Nene Leakes of Atlanta will be getting a divorce from her husband Greg Leakes... Apparently, a radio station leaked audio of a conversation between them and Greg where he said they may be headed towards divorce and that Nene is not the same woman now... and now Greg Leakes has issued an apology statement here:

Greg Leakes Apologizes to Nene

This new update does not claim they're staying together... it just clarifies they're having marital issues. More than dealing with the issue, this article does more to attempt to say how the radio station did wrong. Maybe so but if this story did leak- private or not- Nene or Greg might want to deal with it/comment on it as they are public figures. Just sayin'

Kelly Still Talking Shit About Betheney Frankel

Kelly clearly cannot get over the fact that Bethenney is a "cook and not a chef" as her latest twitter post indicates:

Jill Zarin to be on Lisa Wexler's Radio show every Friday

According to Lisa Wexler's staff I spoke with Friday when trying to call in to talk to Jill, Jill Zarin will be appearing on Lisa's radio show every Friday ~4-5 PM EST. The phone number to speak with Jill- which she gave out on her twitter- is shown below:



Apparently, they will be discussing Jill's book, SECRETS OF A JEWISH MOTHER. i wonder if they'll take any Housewives questions?

Kelly Bensimon continues the crazy with "Mormon" AKA Morning Twitter Update



Just another MORMON- err- Morning- in the world of Kelly Kiloren Bensimon.

BREAKING NEWS: Dina Manzo's Real Reason for leaving housewives NOT Danielle Staub?




So... Dina Manzo has everyone thinking that she is leaving Real Housewives of NJ due to Danielle Staub. She claims she doesn't want to deal with her anymore and that she can't handle the drama. However, Saturday morning there was a very interesting post on Danielle Staub's Facebook wall about how Dina Manzo was leaving the show due to the fact that her ex-husband was suing her because he didn't want Lexi on the show at all and she put her on the show last season anyway. This rumor falls interestingly in line with the fact that Lexi was not on season two at all and there wasn't a real solid explanation ever provided by Dina Manzo as to why.

Danielle Staub responded to this facebook post by claiming that she didn't want to leak this story herself but could confirm that it was true.

Then, someone commented on Dina Manzo's wall with the following:





As you see, Manzo replied that this was a lie. Later on in the day, on Staub's wall, the following link was posted:

Real Reason Dina Is Leaving?

I decided to write on Dina's wall now that there was not only a comment on Staub's wall but also this link, asking the following:



Very interesting (and slightly defensive) response.

We at THE REAL MR HOUSEWIFE will keep you updated as this story may continue to unfold.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Kelly Links to Interesting "poetry"

Via her twitter, Kelly Kiloren Bensimon linked to the following page with some of "her poetry"- Kelly's "Poetry"

Here is the poem she linked to-- clearly she didn't understand this person (along with millions of others) was making fun of her... Just like she doesn't realize Peta and people who wear fur do NOT go hand in hand. here goes:

Satchels Of Gold
by Kelly Bensimon
edited by Alex Grabie
She has knives on her tongue.
She’s filled with knives.
It’s like 1979
Am I like this?
Am I like that?
I’m a yes person, you’re a no person.
You’re cunning and deceitful
and it’s creepy.
Lemons into Lemonade!
Lemons into Lemonade!
I’m going now,
to my happy place of cartwheels
and rainbows
and people being genuine to one another.
I threw up
the night before.
I’m sick of taking
my lollies and my gummies.
In my defense, that’s what makes people crazy about me.
Are you guys having a moment?
Are you going to make out with tongue?
She made her cry.
Zip it! Satchels of gold
Zip it! Kabuki vampire
It’s not a forum.
This is all white noise.

Yahoo! Weighs In on Top NYC Reunion Moments

Here is Yahoo's opinion on the Top 10 NYC Reunion moments from the three-part RHONYC reunion that just aired the last two weeks. I would put Ramona's outburst probably at #1 but this is a good read.

Yahoo's Top 10 Real housewives of NYC Moments

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