Friday, July 30, 2010

Caroline Staying with Jill in The Hamptons



Read about it here: Caroline Staying With Jill

Danielle Wishes Well To Friends Caroline and Jill

Apparently, Jill and Caroline are becoming BFF and Danielle wishes them well in this article: Danielle Wishes Caroline and Jill Well

Money Can't Buy You Class Lip Synch Contest



The Countess is hosting a lip synch contest for MONEY CANT BUY YOU CLASS on her website. How ridiculous. Loves it.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

What Would The Countess Do?


Read Countess Luann's latest column here: WWCD?

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

In case you didn't know...


The Real Housewives of NY Season 2 is out on dvd exclusively at Target!!!

Teresa's Cookbook Parodied


From the same brains who brought you the RHONJ Reunion parody comes a parody of Teresa's cookbook. Watch it here: Teresa's Cookbook Parody

Dina Manzo to Appear on RHOOC?



Will Dina Manzo be making an appearence on The Real Housewives of the OC? Apparently it's a possibility according to this article: Dina To Be on OC?

Lisa Leaving Housewives of Atlanta



Sad to see her go- Lisa Wu Hartwell has announced she is leaving RHOATL and apparently two new wives will be coming onboard- Phaedra Parks and Cynthia Bailey. Regardless, I'm looking forward to season 3.

See two articles: Here and here

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Kim G Continues To Try To Stir The Pot

Kim G is such a despearate famewhore... here's her latest tweet:

Teresa's House Auction




Although her home is "not in foreclosure, bitch", Teresa's belongings are going up for auction!

Here's the info...

BANKRUPTCY AUCTION
Designer Home Furnishings
Business Type: Furniture
Download Catalog
Address:
6 Indian Lane
Montville Township
Towaco, NJ 07082
Click for Map

Auction Date(s):
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Time: 12:00 PM

Inspection Date(s):
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Time: 9:00 AM to 11:45 AM

More information can be found here

For a detailed list of what's going to be auctioned, click here.

Happy buying!

Friday, July 23, 2010

SHOCKING: Eric Snow Cheated On Deshawn, Divorce Following



Some of you may remember Deshawn from season 1 of Real Housewives of Atlanta... turns out Eric Snow was cheating on her and they're filing for divorce. Story here: Deshawn and Eric Getting Divorced

Countess To Hold Class in Manners Tomorrow For Grades 6 and up


No comment.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Some Funny Kids Parody RHONJ



LMAO Watch Here: RHONJ Kids Parody

Simon Says Bethenny Calmer and Hopes She Stays That Way


Simon Van Kempen talks about Bethenny's wedding and more here: Simon Talks Bethenny

Kim G Says Men Don't Want To Fuck Danielle



Here Kim G goes again blabbing shit about Danielle in a new Youtube video: Kim G Talking Again

The Real Mr. Housewife on Location



The Real Mr. Housewife and Beth are at the PA Wine & Spirits Store in Franklin Mills to get bottles of Skinny Girl Margarita signed by Bethenny herself! According to them, the line is about 400 people long. Go visit them, about halfway through the line, to say hi! If you find out anything interesting about Bethenny, be sure to comment about it below! :)

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Kevin Maher and Steve BOTH Suing Danielle



Kevin Maher (Danielle's ex who COP WITHOUT A BADGE is written about) and Steve (Danielle's "26 year old" boyfriend from season 1) are both suing her... Red all about it here: Danielle Being Sued

Cop Without A Badge To Become TV Series?

Interesting... "The Book" may become a TV series... Read about it here: Cop Without A Badge To Head To TV?

Monday, July 19, 2010

Live Episode Blogging!

Hi everyone... it's MP, ready to live blog this episode. After last week's NJ episode, who isn't ready for this week's show? Here we go!!

Scene 1: Teresa, who looks fairly pretty in person (saw her in Hamilton the other day), is in her foreclosed home. Damn, Joe's JUICY. Gia is dressed ridiculously in this episode. Way to get her fighting early with classes, T! I've always liked Gia, I think she's adorable. Joe might need this workout more than the girls, though. In the words of the Real Mr. Housewife, "just sayin'". Haha, I love how the prize for beating up your sibling in this family is a hot dog... I guess that's why Teresa was so horny after flipping the table at Danielle.

Scene 2: Danielle boxing in front of her children! I took a boxing class this week, and this one doesn't seem to be so rough. Really? Punching the faces of Jacqueline and Teresa? Way to set a great example. I do agree that Danielle was the victim last week. I'd pay a good dollar to see Danielle face either of them in the ring. "It only takes one good smack to the head to make a person never walk again." Loves it!

Scene 3: Great, we are at the snake's house (Kim G... called the snake from here on out). Snake's house is huge. Who is the WE that the snake is talking about? She's not a part of this cast and I hope it never happens. At least snake is somewhat taking Danielle's side and understanding that Teresa wasn't right with calling Danielle a bitch. This scene is almost making the snake a bit more endearing... maybe she's more worm-like, than snake-like.

Scene 4: I bet Caroline's breakfast's are delicious. Poor Albie for feeling like a failure. I think the whole law school situation that he's in sucks, though I don't think he should look at the Brownstone as a failure... it's a temporary stop on the way to a new school. Loves Carolin'e monkey shirt!

Scene 5: Here we are at the other snake's store, Posche. Yes, Teresa, your actions were wonderfully acceptable because it was after the event. And your "hello" wasn't sincere, nor did you expect it to go well. Come off it. TERESA, your house IS IN FORECLOSURE! It's been reported multiple times by the Real Mr. Housewife. There's the other snake. She looks like Minnie Mouse with that thing on her head. Juicy is gorgeous? I'm hungry for a hot dog. OMG I LOVE TERESA CALLING KIM G ELDERLY. She's sort of off my shit list for that!

Scene 6: Ashley hasn't really learned her lesson. She's STILL talking shit all over the internet about Danielle. There were drawings of Danielle and she's bad-mouthing her all over twitter too. I have zero respect for Ashley.

WHOA-- the Real Mr. Housewife is working on a big scoop!

Scene 7: Joe owns a pizza shop now? But Teresa didn't know when it was going to open? At least Joe admits that they're going to get kicked out of their house. Someone call the Health Department-- Teresa wants to do it in the pizzeria.

Scene 8: Danielle hangs with the best crowd, doesn't she? And she's still talking about this to other people? I wonder what Danielle was doing when she was 19. Danielle owns her own tanning room? K-ah-ma, as Danielle calls it, is indeed a big bitch.

Scene 9: Albie has news... a letter saying he can complete law school! GOOD FOR HIM!!! Caroline couldn't figure out what this means on their own? Why do they look so unhappy? There's a smile! :) Anyone know what school he got kicked out of? Seton Hall? That's just an inference using my immense knowledge of geography. Oh no! A Manzo moves out? HORROR!

COMMERCIAL FOR NEXT WEEK: Ashley continues being a bitch.

Scene 10: I'd love to catch myself a slice there! :)

Scene 11: To those who balk at Danielle's looks, let me tell you this... she was BEAUTIFUL in person. I'm glad that they're going to file these papers. The elderly snake seems to be on Danielle's side. Who are these people? Larry, Curly, and Moe. I don't recall seeing them at all.

Scene 12: Jacqueline looks like a shell of her old-self. Much darker, less happy. That's the problem with this show. These women need to get together and have fun occasionally. It's all too serious this year. I hope Caroline gives Ashley a whooping! Go Aunt Caroline, whoop her! Jacqueline just said that her daughter is unstoppable... I know some CHILDREN who are like that.

Scene 13: They're just leaving now? It's nighttime! Larry, Curly, and Moe look tired. The State of NJ vs. Ashley Holmes. Loves it! Danielle is a very well-spoken woman.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DC! It cannot come soon enough! August 5! :)

Scene 14: The snake runs? Interesting. Loves Jacqueline calling her a BUSTED UP SEX AND THE CITY! hahahahaha. How does Danielle's problems twenty five years ago have anything to do with the current affairs. The snake is incredibly two-faced. This is going to blow up in her face and it's going to not be pretty. She is NOT being a friend to either of them. Snake. Hsss. Snake.

Less drama than last week, but still fun. Enjoy Danielle on WWH!

Danielle Claims Danny Aguilar Demanding 100k

Danielle called police this morning to alert them that Danny Aguilar, the man who apparently did some jail time for her years ago, called her last night demanding 100k. Read all about it here: Danielle claims Danny Demanding 100k

Sorry

Sorry the last few days have been busy... We're doing some updates and LIVE blogging tonight with a special guest blogger... Stay tuned!

Friday, July 16, 2010

Chelsea Lately Parodies NJ Housewives

See the video here: RHONJ Chelsea Lately Parody

Real Housewives of Atlanta Film In Charlotte

See it here: RHOATL Film In Charlotte

Kelly Wants Her Friends on Show



Kelly claims she'll be back on the show if the women will be authentic... and apparently she has friends she'd like to bring on the show if they want to replace women... She's still bringing the crazy! Read it here: Kelly Talks... Again

Danielle Attends Jersey Shore Album Release Party

Danielle and Lori Michaels Partied with Snooki, The Situation, J Woww, and Others. Read it and see pics here: Danielle, Snooki, Party

Teresa Concealing Assets?



Teresa Concealing Assets?

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Bethenny Says Jason and her are Yin and Yang



read it here: Yin and Yang

Kelly Bensimon in Harper's Bazaar




She claims in this article she's not crazy... I think she is, but... here's the article: Kelly "Not Crazy"

Jacqueline Comments on Danielle's lawsuit



Jacqueline: She will do anything, and I mean anything, to stay in the press," she says. "I think she's pathetic and desperate. Maybe she has a fear that she won't be asked to return next year so she's grasping at straws to keep a connection between us. I don't know.

Read the entire article here: Jacqueline Comments on Staub's Lawsuit

TOMORROW: Caroline Manzo to appear in Red Bank, NJ (Update/Another Article)

Here: Caroline To Appear in Red Bank, NJ

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: DANIELLE SUING TERESA, ASHLEY, and OTHERS




It has just been announced Danielle is using the footage from last night and suing Ashley, Teresa, and others. YOU GO, GIRL!

Read the article here: Danielle Suing Co-Stars

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Danielle Claims RHONJ Would Be NOTHING Without Her

Read this article where Danielle talks about how the show would be nothing without her, the ham game, and more... Danielle Says RHONJ Would Be NOTHING Without Her

Best quote from this article: "Quite possibly without me they don't have a New Jersey Housewives," she says. "No one would tune in to watch the ham game. Or watch Jacqueline drink wine at 1 o'clock in the afternoon. I don't think people are entertained by that."

BREAKING: DINA RELEASES A STATEMENT ON THE REAL REASON SHE LEFT RHONJ



DINA MANZO RELEASES A STATEMENT ON THE REAL REASON SHE LEFT RHONJ: DINAS STATEMENT

She claims Danielle tried to have Lexi taken away from her amongst other things.

Monday, July 5, 2010

Kim Likes Danielle's Song



Kim Zolciak claims she liked Danielle's song and wishes her well. She also thinks there should be a Housewife Idol and claims that she is still working on her debut album. Read the entire article here: Kim Working on Debut Album

Nene and Greg Done?

Although the last post details an article saying Nene and Greg are working it out, this article claims they are done. It also says that Nene is scared that Greg will reveal secrets about her past as she was a stripper & details Nene's son getting arrested for Marijuana possession. Read the article here: Nene and Greg done?

Nene and Greg Working It Out?



According to this article, Nene and Greg are attempting to work things out. However, it does note she is no longer wearing her wedding ring and claims Kim is the one that leaked that Nene was cheating on Greg. Read the article here: Nene and Greg working it out?

Danielle Sits Down At NJ Nets Arena


This is likely a little older, but interesting... Danielle sits down to be interviewed at the NJ Nets Arena. While there, she details that:

* When Caroline said "You know what you did" at the reunion, she was talking about how Danielle is friends with Dina's ex-husband's sister and she was asked by her if Danielle's ex-husband had to sign a contract so that her kids could be on the RHNONJ. Danielle said yes and apparently gave the sister-in law a phone number where he could call. According to Staub, Dina forged her ex-husband's signature on the document. While this hasn't been proven or dis-proven, I will say to Staub's benefit it definitely seems to fall into place that Lexi was on season 1, suddenly was not on season 2, and then suddenly Dina picked up and left season 2 after a few episodes, using Danielle as a scapegoat and an excuse.

* There will be a private chat room on Staub's website for Danielle's Mafia members where they can talk to her.

See the complete interview here: Danielle Interview at NJ Nets

RHONYC Reunion Gets Parodied



Check it out: RHONYC Reunion Parody

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Joe Giudice Accused of Forgery




BREAKING NEWS!! Apparently Joe Giudice was accused of forging his business partners name on a loan document. Read all about this breaking news here: Joe Giudice Forgery STory

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills- Divorce Already!

Kelsey Grammer and his wife are filing for a divorce... She will be on the new show THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS. Read about him tweeting their divorce here: Kelsey Grammer Tweets Divorce

The Countess Talks Danielle's Song

The Countess talks about Danielle's song here: Countess Talks Danielle's Song

Danielle Has Nice Words For Ashley



Danielle Staub has some nice words for Ashley Holmes... and no, i'm not being sarcastic... Check out the article here: Words For Ashley