Live Episode Blogging!

Hi everyone... it's MP, ready to live blog this episode. After last week's NJ episode, who isn't ready for this week's show? Here we go!!

Scene 1: Teresa, who looks fairly pretty in person (saw her in Hamilton the other day), is in her foreclosed home. Damn, Joe's JUICY. Gia is dressed ridiculously in this episode. Way to get her fighting early with classes, T! I've always liked Gia, I think she's adorable. Joe might need this workout more than the girls, though. In the words of the Real Mr. Housewife, "just sayin'". Haha, I love how the prize for beating up your sibling in this family is a hot dog... I guess that's why Teresa was so horny after flipping the table at Danielle.

Scene 2: Danielle boxing in front of her children! I took a boxing class this week, and this one doesn't seem to be so rough. Really? Punching the faces of Jacqueline and Teresa? Way to set a great example. I do agree that Danielle was the victim last week. I'd pay a good dollar to see Danielle face either of them in the ring. "It only takes one good smack to the head to make a person never walk again." Loves it!

Scene 3: Great, we are at the snake's house (Kim G... called the snake from here on out). Snake's house is huge. Who is the WE that the snake is talking about? She's not a part of this cast and I hope it never happens. At least snake is somewhat taking Danielle's side and understanding that Teresa wasn't right with calling Danielle a bitch. This scene is almost making the snake a bit more endearing... maybe she's more worm-like, than snake-like.

Scene 4: I bet Caroline's breakfast's are delicious. Poor Albie for feeling like a failure. I think the whole law school situation that he's in sucks, though I don't think he should look at the Brownstone as a failure... it's a temporary stop on the way to a new school. Loves Carolin'e monkey shirt!

Scene 5: Here we are at the other snake's store, Posche. Yes, Teresa, your actions were wonderfully acceptable because it was after the event. And your "hello" wasn't sincere, nor did you expect it to go well. Come off it. TERESA, your house IS IN FORECLOSURE! It's been reported multiple times by the Real Mr. Housewife. There's the other snake. She looks like Minnie Mouse with that thing on her head. Juicy is gorgeous? I'm hungry for a hot dog. OMG I LOVE TERESA CALLING KIM G ELDERLY. She's sort of off my shit list for that!

Scene 6: Ashley hasn't really learned her lesson. She's STILL talking shit all over the internet about Danielle. There were drawings of Danielle and she's bad-mouthing her all over twitter too. I have zero respect for Ashley.

WHOA-- the Real Mr. Housewife is working on a big scoop!

Scene 7: Joe owns a pizza shop now? But Teresa didn't know when it was going to open? At least Joe admits that they're going to get kicked out of their house. Someone call the Health Department-- Teresa wants to do it in the pizzeria.

Scene 8: Danielle hangs with the best crowd, doesn't she? And she's still talking about this to other people? I wonder what Danielle was doing when she was 19. Danielle owns her own tanning room? K-ah-ma, as Danielle calls it, is indeed a big bitch.

Scene 9: Albie has news... a letter saying he can complete law school! GOOD FOR HIM!!! Caroline couldn't figure out what this means on their own? Why do they look so unhappy? There's a smile! :) Anyone know what school he got kicked out of? Seton Hall? That's just an inference using my immense knowledge of geography. Oh no! A Manzo moves out? HORROR!

COMMERCIAL FOR NEXT WEEK: Ashley continues being a bitch.

Scene 10: I'd love to catch myself a slice there! :)

Scene 11: To those who balk at Danielle's looks, let me tell you this... she was BEAUTIFUL in person. I'm glad that they're going to file these papers. The elderly snake seems to be on Danielle's side. Who are these people? Larry, Curly, and Moe. I don't recall seeing them at all.

Scene 12: Jacqueline looks like a shell of her old-self. Much darker, less happy. That's the problem with this show. These women need to get together and have fun occasionally. It's all too serious this year. I hope Caroline gives Ashley a whooping! Go Aunt Caroline, whoop her! Jacqueline just said that her daughter is unstoppable... I know some CHILDREN who are like that.

Scene 13: They're just leaving now? It's nighttime! Larry, Curly, and Moe look tired. The State of NJ vs. Ashley Holmes. Loves it! Danielle is a very well-spoken woman.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DC! It cannot come soon enough! August 5! :)

Scene 14: The snake runs? Interesting. Loves Jacqueline calling her a BUSTED UP SEX AND THE CITY! hahahahaha. How does Danielle's problems twenty five years ago have anything to do with the current affairs. The snake is incredibly two-faced. This is going to blow up in her face and it's going to not be pretty. She is NOT being a friend to either of them. Snake. Hsss. Snake.

Less drama than last week, but still fun. Enjoy Danielle on WWH!