RHONY want big paychecks!

Read it here: RHON want big $

Kim G Crashes Danielles Party

READ THIS EXCLUSIVE STORY HERE: Kim G Crashes Danielle's Party

Danielle To Celebrate Her Bday at NYC Strip Club + Perform Real Close?

NYC get at this next Tuesday!

Alex claims she'll have BIG news this week

ANNOUNCEMENT: Alex Mccord claims in her latest blog following RHONJ she will have big news later this week... we'll be keeping our eyes peeled!

Danielle Gives Teresa Advice

Read it here: Danielle Gives Teresa Advice

DC Already Causing Drama

It's Whoopi Goldberg vs. one of the DC Housewives... Mrs. Salahi AKA the Obama Crasher. Here we go: Whoopi Vs. Salahi

RHONJ take over My Big Fat Gay Italian Wedding

I really wanna see this-- the RHONJ are going to star for 4 days (9/1-9/4) in the Dina Manzo produced MY BIG FAT GAY ITALIAN WEDDING. This show is currently running in NYC Off-Broadway. Here is a preview video for this special engagement: Italian Wedding RHONJ

Dina Claims She Has Made Her Decision Regarding Reunion

Dina claims she has made her decision regarding returning for the reunion in her latest facebook post. Of course, she doesn't say one way or the other...

Andy Cohen on Stephen Colbert

Andy Cohen recently sat down with Stephen Colbert and the two reenacted the Season 2 Bethenny/Kelly feud. See it here: Stephen Colbert

Teresa To Be Face of Sizzling Tans

Teresa will be the spokesperson for Sizzling Tans. She will be doing ads for them on TV... sounds like a real money maker ;) Read about it here: Teresa To Advertise Sizzling Tans

Andy Cohen Talks Housewives

Andy Cohen talks Housewives in this new video interview. He mentions that there WILL be another song in Atlanta this season. Can't wait!

Watch here: Andy Cohen Interview

Caroline Staying with Jill in The Hamptons

Read about it here: Caroline Staying With Jill

Danielle Wishes Well To Friends Caroline and Jill

Apparently, Jill and Caroline are becoming BFF and Danielle wishes them well in this article: Danielle Wishes Caroline and Jill Well

Money Can't Buy You Class Lip Synch Contest

The Countess is hosting a lip synch contest for MONEY CANT BUY YOU CLASS on her website. How ridiculous. Loves it.

What Would The Countess Do?

Read Countess Luann's latest column here: WWCD?

In case you didn't know...

The Real Housewives of NY Season 2 is out on dvd exclusively at Target!!!

Teresa's Cookbook Parodied

From the same brains who brought you the RHONJ Reunion parody comes a parody of Teresa's cookbook. Watch it here: Teresa's Cookbook Parody

Dina Manzo to Appear on RHOOC?

Will Dina Manzo be making an appearence on The Real Housewives of the OC? Apparently it's a possibility according to this article: Dina To Be on OC?

Lisa Leaving Housewives of Atlanta

Sad to see her go- Lisa Wu Hartwell has announced she is leaving RHOATL and apparently two new wives will be coming onboard- Phaedra Parks and Cynthia Bailey. Regardless, I'm looking forward to season 3.

See two articles: Here and here

Kim G Continues To Try To Stir The Pot

Kim G is such a despearate famewhore... here's her latest tweet:

Teresa's House Auction

Although her home is "not in foreclosure, bitch", Teresa's belongings are going up for auction!

Here's the info...

BANKRUPTCY AUCTION
Designer Home Furnishings
Business Type: Furniture
Download Catalog
Address:
6 Indian Lane
Montville Township
Towaco, NJ 07082
Click for Map

Auction Date(s):
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Time: 12:00 PM

Inspection Date(s):
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Time: 9:00 AM to 11:45 AM

More information can be found here

For a detailed list of what's going to be auctioned, click here.

Happy buying!

SHOCKING: Eric Snow Cheated On Deshawn, Divorce Following

Some of you may remember Deshawn from season 1 of Real Housewives of Atlanta... turns out Eric Snow was cheating on her and they're filing for divorce. Story here: Deshawn and Eric Getting Divorced

Countess To Hold Class in Manners Tomorrow For Grades 6 and up

No comment.

Some Funny Kids Parody RHONJ

LMAO Watch Here: RHONJ Kids Parody

Simon Says Bethenny Calmer and Hopes She Stays That Way

Simon Van Kempen talks about Bethenny's wedding and more here: Simon Talks Bethenny

Kim G Says Men Don't Want To Fuck Danielle

Here Kim G goes again blabbing shit about Danielle in a new Youtube video: Kim G Talking Again

The Real Mr. Housewife on Location

The Real Mr. Housewife and Beth are at the PA Wine & Spirits Store in Franklin Mills to get bottles of Skinny Girl Margarita signed by Bethenny herself! According to them, the line is about 400 people long. Go visit them, about halfway through the line, to say hi! If you find out anything interesting about Bethenny, be sure to comment about it below! :)

Kevin Maher and Steve BOTH Suing Danielle

Kevin Maher (Danielle's ex who COP WITHOUT A BADGE is written about) and Steve (Danielle's "26 year old" boyfriend from season 1) are both suing her... Red all about it here: Danielle Being Sued

Cop Without A Badge To Become TV Series?

Interesting... "The Book" may become a TV series... Read about it here: Cop Without A Badge To Head To TV?

Live Episode Blogging!

Hi everyone... it's MP, ready to live blog this episode. After last week's NJ episode, who isn't ready for this week's show? Here we go!!

Scene 1: Teresa, who looks fairly pretty in person (saw her in Hamilton the other day), is in her foreclosed home. Damn, Joe's JUICY. Gia is dressed ridiculously in this episode. Way to get her fighting early with classes, T! I've always liked Gia, I think she's adorable. Joe might need this workout more than the girls, though. In the words of the Real Mr. Housewife, "just sayin'". Haha, I love how the prize for beating up your sibling in this family is a hot dog... I guess that's why Teresa was so horny after flipping the table at Danielle.

Scene 2: Danielle boxing in front of her children! I took a boxing class this week, and this one doesn't seem to be so rough. Really? Punching the faces of Jacqueline and Teresa? Way to set a great example. I do agree that Danielle was the victim last week. I'd pay a good dollar to see Danielle face either of them in the ring. "It only takes one good smack to the head to make a person never walk again." Loves it!

Scene 3: Great, we are at the snake's house (Kim G... called the snake from here on out). Snake's house is huge. Who is the WE that the snake is talking about? She's not a part of this cast and I hope it never happens. At least snake is somewhat taking Danielle's side and understanding that Teresa wasn't right with calling Danielle a bitch. This scene is almost making the snake a bit more endearing... maybe she's more worm-like, than snake-like.

Scene 4: I bet Caroline's breakfast's are delicious. Poor Albie for feeling like a failure. I think the whole law school situation that he's in sucks, though I don't think he should look at the Brownstone as a failure... it's a temporary stop on the way to a new school. Loves Carolin'e monkey shirt!

Scene 5: Here we are at the other snake's store, Posche. Yes, Teresa, your actions were wonderfully acceptable because it was after the event. And your "hello" wasn't sincere, nor did you expect it to go well. Come off it. TERESA, your house IS IN FORECLOSURE! It's been reported multiple times by the Real Mr. Housewife. There's the other snake. She looks like Minnie Mouse with that thing on her head. Juicy is gorgeous? I'm hungry for a hot dog. OMG I LOVE TERESA CALLING KIM G ELDERLY. She's sort of off my shit list for that!

Scene 6: Ashley hasn't really learned her lesson. She's STILL talking shit all over the internet about Danielle. There were drawings of Danielle and she's bad-mouthing her all over twitter too. I have zero respect for Ashley.

WHOA-- the Real Mr. Housewife is working on a big scoop!

Scene 7: Joe owns a pizza shop now? But Teresa didn't know when it was going to open? At least Joe admits that they're going to get kicked out of their house. Someone call the Health Department-- Teresa wants to do it in the pizzeria.

Scene 8: Danielle hangs with the best crowd, doesn't she? And she's still talking about this to other people? I wonder what Danielle was doing when she was 19. Danielle owns her own tanning room? K-ah-ma, as Danielle calls it, is indeed a big bitch.

Scene 9: Albie has news... a letter saying he can complete law school! GOOD FOR HIM!!! Caroline couldn't figure out what this means on their own? Why do they look so unhappy? There's a smile! :) Anyone know what school he got kicked out of? Seton Hall? That's just an inference using my immense knowledge of geography. Oh no! A Manzo moves out? HORROR!

COMMERCIAL FOR NEXT WEEK: Ashley continues being a bitch.

Scene 10: I'd love to catch myself a slice there! :)

Scene 11: To those who balk at Danielle's looks, let me tell you this... she was BEAUTIFUL in person. I'm glad that they're going to file these papers. The elderly snake seems to be on Danielle's side. Who are these people? Larry, Curly, and Moe. I don't recall seeing them at all.

Scene 12: Jacqueline looks like a shell of her old-self. Much darker, less happy. That's the problem with this show. These women need to get together and have fun occasionally. It's all too serious this year. I hope Caroline gives Ashley a whooping! Go Aunt Caroline, whoop her! Jacqueline just said that her daughter is unstoppable... I know some CHILDREN who are like that.

Scene 13: They're just leaving now? It's nighttime! Larry, Curly, and Moe look tired. The State of NJ vs. Ashley Holmes. Loves it! Danielle is a very well-spoken woman.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DC! It cannot come soon enough! August 5! :)

Scene 14: The snake runs? Interesting. Loves Jacqueline calling her a BUSTED UP SEX AND THE CITY! hahahahaha. How does Danielle's problems twenty five years ago have anything to do with the current affairs. The snake is incredibly two-faced. This is going to blow up in her face and it's going to not be pretty. She is NOT being a friend to either of them. Snake. Hsss. Snake.

Less drama than last week, but still fun. Enjoy Danielle on WWH!

Danielle Claims Danny Aguilar Demanding 100k

Danielle called police this morning to alert them that Danny Aguilar, the man who apparently did some jail time for her years ago, called her last night demanding 100k. Read all about it here: Danielle claims Danny Demanding 100k

Sorry

Sorry the last few days have been busy... We're doing some updates and LIVE blogging tonight with a special guest blogger... Stay tuned!

Chelsea Lately Parodies NJ Housewives

See the video here: RHONJ Chelsea Lately Parody

Real Housewives of Atlanta Film In Charlotte

See it here: RHOATL Film In Charlotte

Kelly Wants Her Friends on Show

Kelly claims she'll be back on the show if the women will be authentic... and apparently she has friends she'd like to bring on the show if they want to replace women... She's still bringing the crazy! Read it here: Kelly Talks... Again

Danielle Attends Jersey Shore Album Release Party

Danielle and Lori Michaels Partied with Snooki, The Situation, J Woww, and Others. Read it and see pics here: Danielle, Snooki, Party

Teresa Concealing Assets?

Teresa Concealing Assets?

Bethenny Says Jason and her are Yin and Yang

read it here: Yin and Yang

Kelly Bensimon in Harper's Bazaar

She claims in this article she's not crazy... I think she is, but... here's the article: Kelly "Not Crazy"

Jacqueline Comments on Danielle's lawsuit

Jacqueline: She will do anything, and I mean anything, to stay in the press," she says. "I think she's pathetic and desperate. Maybe she has a fear that she won't be asked to return next year so she's grasping at straws to keep a connection between us. I don't know.

Read the entire article here: Jacqueline Comments on Staub's Lawsuit

TOMORROW: Caroline Manzo to appear in Red Bank, NJ (Update/Another Article)

Here: Caroline To Appear in Red Bank, NJ

BREAKING NEWS: DANIELLE SUING TERESA, ASHLEY, and OTHERS

It has just been announced Danielle is using the footage from last night and suing Ashley, Teresa, and others. YOU GO, GIRL!

Read the article here: Danielle Suing Co-Stars

Kim G Tweets Tonight's Episode "Awesome"

Danielle Claims RHONJ Would Be NOTHING Without Her

Read this article where Danielle talks about how the show would be nothing without her, the ham game, and more... Danielle Says RHONJ Would Be NOTHING Without Her

Best quote from this article: "Quite possibly without me they don't have a New Jersey Housewives," she says. "No one would tune in to watch the ham game. Or watch Jacqueline drink wine at 1 o'clock in the afternoon. I don't think people are entertained by that."

BREAKING: DINA RELEASES A STATEMENT ON THE REAL REASON SHE LEFT RHONJ

DINA MANZO RELEASES A STATEMENT ON THE REAL REASON SHE LEFT RHONJ: DINAS STATEMENT

She claims Danielle tried to have Lexi taken away from her amongst other things.

Jillian Staub Collaborating With Justin Bieber?

So says Danielle in this article: Jillian and Justin?

Kim Likes Danielle's Song

Kim Zolciak claims she liked Danielle's song and wishes her well. She also thinks there should be a Housewife Idol and claims that she is still working on her debut album. Read the entire article here: Kim Working on Debut Album

Nene and Greg Done?

Although the last post details an article saying Nene and Greg are working it out, this article claims they are done. It also says that Nene is scared that Greg will reveal secrets about her past as she was a stripper & details Nene's son getting arrested for Marijuana possession. Read the article here: Nene and Greg done?

Nene and Greg Working It Out?

According to this article, Nene and Greg are attempting to work things out. However, it does note she is no longer wearing her wedding ring and claims Kim is the one that leaked that Nene was cheating on Greg. Read the article here: Nene and Greg working it out?

Danielle Sits Down At NJ Nets Arena

This is likely a little older, but interesting... Danielle sits down to be interviewed at the NJ Nets Arena. While there, she details that:

* When Caroline said "You know what you did" at the reunion, she was talking about how Danielle is friends with Dina's ex-husband's sister and she was asked by her if Danielle's ex-husband had to sign a contract so that her kids could be on the RHNONJ. Danielle said yes and apparently gave the sister-in law a phone number where he could call. According to Staub, Dina forged her ex-husband's signature on the document. While this hasn't been proven or dis-proven, I will say to Staub's benefit it definitely seems to fall into place that Lexi was on season 1, suddenly was not on season 2, and then suddenly Dina picked up and left season 2 after a few episodes, using Danielle as a scapegoat and an excuse.

* There will be a private chat room on Staub's website for Danielle's Mafia members where they can talk to her.

See the complete interview here: Danielle Interview at NJ Nets

RHONYC Reunion Gets Parodied

Check it out: RHONYC Reunion Parody

Joe Giudice Accused of Forgery

BREAKING NEWS!! Apparently Joe Giudice was accused of forging his business partners name on a loan document. Read all about this breaking news here: Joe Giudice Forgery STory

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills- Divorce Already!

Kelsey Grammer and his wife are filing for a divorce... She will be on the new show THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS. Read about him tweeting their divorce here: Kelsey Grammer Tweets Divorce

The Countess Talks Danielle's Song

The Countess talks about Danielle's song here: Countess Talks Danielle's Song

Danielle Has Nice Words For Ashley

Danielle Staub has some nice words for Ashley Holmes... and no, i'm not being sarcastic... Check out the article here: Words For Ashley

How Does A Crazy Person Eat?

Kelly Kiloren Bensimon demos how she eats: Eating To Be Crazy

Danille Fuels Lesbian Rumors

Read all about it here: 'Real Close' To Lesbian?

Danielle Claims She's A Member Of The Gay Community

Read about it on none other than Fox News here: Danielle Claims To Be A Member of Gay Community

Teresa Shows Off Bikini Bod

Teresa shows off her Bikini bod and answers some questions here: Teresa Bikini Bod

HOIIII Again... Jill Zarin confirms she will be on season 4!

Jill Zarin has confirmed she WILL appear on season 4 of RHONY. Read it here: Jill To Be On Season 4!

How Caroline lost her weight

An article from People Magazine about Caroline Manzo and her weight loss found here: Caroline

Kim G Talks a LOT of SHIT

Yet another article on Kim G here: Kim G Talks Smack

IN this interview, she reveals:

* She believes Danielle is devious, calculating, and dangerous.

* She currently has no relationship with Danielle Staub.

* She loves Jacqueline.

* Dina feels she is just creating drama to get on camera.

* The Housewife she liked least was Dina.

* She claims Danielle "thinks she died and went to heaven and everyone came to take care of her" by the way she treats the Bravo crew, asking them to take her bags out, etc.

AND MORE!!

Kim G Shoots The Shit

A very interesting article on everyone's favorite new NJ backstabber, Kim G: Kim G

In this article she reveals:

* Her and Kim D are sister in laws

* She thinks she would "annihilate Elvira in every way" as a contender for the new, replacement housewife

* She was interviewed to be on the show before but turned it down because of a boyfriend she was involved with and did not want filmed

* She doesn't really care what people have to say about her

AND MORE.

Episode 9- Blogging!

Here we go...

Scene 1: I enjoyed seeing Caroline's sisters. Cookie, Caroline's oldest sister, is very pretty for her age. I thought it was funny that Caroline thought Frannie and her had identical faces in the past- I certainly don't see that. I do believe Caroline is a good mother who really cares for her kids and I believe her emotions about her kids are real.

Scene 2: I don't particularly understand why Teresa and Jacqueline are interested in being friends with Kim D if they claim they want nothing to do with Danielle. For two women who don't want anything to do with her, they seem to have nothing better to do in their lives than meet with people and talk with them about her. Teresa actually asked a good question when she asked Kim D how she can be sure she's not talking about her also. I also find it interesting that Kim D says she's just an acquaintance with Danielle but then tells the girls she's invited to her party. Shady, shady Kim D. I also think Jacqueline's comment was dumb about how "Danielle claims she's in this love and light thing but then she goes and calls the cops on my daughter." How is Danielle calling the cops on your daughter not living in love and light IF Ashley sent Danielle those messages? Just wondering. At least Jacqueline was a little skeptical about going... that showed some semblance of a brain.

Scene 3: I found this scene borderline disturbing. Who are the 16 people that ALL texted Danielle to tell her this? Hopefully better friends to her than Kim D has been. I found it weird for Danielle to say to her daughter "Mommy's got a little situation here." I mean, I do think I would have called Kim D out on this to if I was Danielle but I may have approached it in a different manner.

Scene 4:I do think Danielle sounded a little too angry at Kim D just for paying her water bill; however, the girl at the desk did seem a little rude and Kim D is a total fake friend to D so that's annoying and I can understand why Danielle would be upset. I LOVED when Danielle said Kim D is "absolutely, positively playing me for the last time." Danielle is a smart woman. I do think Danielle should have just told Kim D what was reallt on her mind rather than starting an issue over Posche. I do agree with what Danielle said, though- a friend of hers would have let her know she was going to hang out with those women.

Scene 5: I found this scene ridiculous. To quote Bethenny, Caroline needs to get a hobby. She should maybe volunteer some time at her sister Dina's foundation or do something else that's productive besides sitting home and wallowing at her "being alone." I also thought it was ridiculous for Caroline to tell Al to retire... he has an amazing business. Why should he retire? So he can sit with her and eat? Ridiculous.

Scene 6: My first thought when Ashley entered Posche was WHY?! This girl is an 18 year old brat who NEEDS to stop getting involved in the drama. It's not like she has her own money to go shop in Posche so the ONLY reason she could possibly go there would be to stir the pot... and it's a pot that she doesn't belong in. Ashley did look good in the dress... I'll say that much.

Scene 7: I found Teresa and Jacqueline's workout laughable. Nether of these women need to lose that much weight... and Dina even said in her tweets last night that they were doing more talking than working out since she walked in on this scene.

Scene 8: I vote Kim D was either STILL attempting to play the fence OR was actually scared of Danielle being mad at her. I still don't understand why Danielle would want to rebuild a relationship with Kim D after she was befriending Danielle's enemies. It doesn't make sense. I don't understand Danielle's comment about how just because this is in Wayne- her hometown- no one would hurt her... doesn't make sense.

Scene 9: Why must these women who don't want anything to do with Danielle or talk about Danielle- or so they claim- invite Caroline over to discuss Danielle going to the fashion show event? I did agree with Caroline that Danielle shouldn't stop someone from going anywhere or living their life.

Scene 10: Why does Kim G have her own driver? She must be really rich. It still doesn't take away from her two-faced, bitch self. I do agree with what Danielle said- if Teresa attacks her, she SHOULD attack back. I actually think Kim G's logic was good here even though she really is a horrible friend to Danielle.

Scene 11: Ashley looked pretty once she got all done up. I don't understand Jacqueline saying she was excited for this night when she knew there would likely be some sort of drama or even a run=in with Danielle. It's ridiculous that Kim D calls Danielle "the big D" since SHE is the one that invited her... Like, get serious woman! I love Teresa asking if Kim will say hello... so stupid and immature. I loved Danielle bringing a bodyguard, though I'm not sure why she felt the need to.

Scene 11-2: I still can't believe that Kim D had the AUDACITY to sit Teresa and Jacqueline at her table and put it directly across from Danielle's table. That is just trying to start drama. I do agree with what Danielle said about Teresa and Jacqueline's desperation. I also agreed with Danielle saying a real friend of her would NEVER break bread with the likes of them.

Scene 12: BORING! I don't need to see Caroline whining anymore. It's annoying.

Scene 13: Yes! Back to the good stuff. I didn't think Danielle's diss was THAT offensive. I mean, picking up the phone is rude, but... there were ruder, worse things she could have done. Every time Teresa said she liked something I kept thinking "It's not like you can afford anything Ms. Bankruptcy!" I did think it was inappropriate of Danielle to say "coke whore" when Ashley was on stage. I do agree with Danielle for saying Kim is a piece of shit... that's true. Teresa sounded retarded by saying her table was definitely "the cool girls." Seriously, are you twelve years old? Get over yourself! Ashley definitely was staring down Danielle... ridiculous! STOP GETTING INVOLVED IN DRAMA THAT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU. YOU ARE A CHILD. I do agree with Danielle's comment about Jacqueline's parenting; it is HORRIBLE. I don't know WHY Teresa wanted to say hi to Danielle. That could only start drama. I thought Danielle did say hello nicely, albeit coldly. She doesn't owe Teresa anything. I don't know why Danielle said don't call me honey- HOWEVER- DAMN did Teresa get CRAZY when Danielle said that... I HATED that this had to be the last minute of the episode and am DYING for next week's (airing July 12th, not 5th b/c of the holiday) episode where we will likely see Ashley get arrested and either someone with a knife or a 9mm... cannot wait!!!

Until next time... I'm just sayin!

Kim Zolciak to review Danielle's song

Kim Zolciak will be reviewing Danielle Staub's song on Andy Cohne's WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE tonight 11 PM EST!

The DC Women...

An article on the DC women: DC

Dina Manzo to appear in Westfield, NJ tonight??

I will definitely be there to check this out... Let's see what happens:

Does Reality TV Damage Children?

This article discusses Danielle Staub and if reality TV damages children: Does Reality TV Damage Kids?

Is Housewives scripted?

There is currently an auction for charity to be a gust at a taping of an episode of RHONY and a possible walk-on role. This is here: Charity Auction

However, the interesting part comes where you read the fine print:



Apparently, you can get a role if it fits in the SCRIPT/STORYLINE. Fishy, fishy.

Kelly Bensimon - Jewlery Designer?

Our favorite Housewife that no one seems to understand is apparently launching a Jewlery line with feather-based creations... I'm sure Peta will LOVE this too... Full story via Perez here: Kelly's Jewlery

Danielle Staub Calls Lorie Michaels her "gf" on twitter

Hmm... interesting:

Teresa's Party Planner Elvira Also Broke

Breaking News via Perez Hilton: Elvira Broke

Episode 8- Blogging!

For the first time, The Real Mr. Housewife is blogging about an episode (a tradition I hope will be weekly)... I know initially I promised NOT to give opinions, but when blogging the Episodes I will have to... So here goes, Episode 8: "Bubbies Gone Bad":


The first scene (in the restaurant) has me wondering a few things initially. One- why is Teresa always late? Can this woman not make it anywhere on time? Maybe she's busy trying to deal with her debt? Just sayin'. Also, why does Caroline say that there's someone missing... Dina is her sister and Jacqueline's sister-in-law AND Teresa's friend- it's not like they can't see her off the show. This just seems like a moment meant for drama and acting. Also, Caroline insists "You can't deal with someone as irrational as her"- where is the irrationality in what Danielle has done? Also, when Teresa says "Try me bitch"... I dunno, Teresa. I'm pretty sure Danielle could take you Just sayin'.

I was shocked when Danielle showed her breasts and they were just a little blurred out. I want to say kudos to her for dealing with the issue of plastic surgery gone wrong and trying to improve it on national TV. Also, I give her credit for not trying to hide the fact that she's had work done. In a world where people lie about their plastic surgery, I give Danielle credit for being open about it.

While I understand that Lauren is Caroline's daughter, I didn't realize she was a Housewife... Oh, wait- she's not! So, no offense Bravo, but please stop wasting camera time with watching Lauren do makeup. BORING. Yawn. BORING... ZzzzzZzzzZzzzz... I also like that Caroline says here that her children are established on where they want their lives to go...

While I'm not a parent, I do have to say I give credit to Jacqueline for throwing Ashley out the previous week. The only mistake she made is that this needed to happen a LONG time ago. That kid needed a good kick in the ass last season, not a new car for flunking out of school. Is it just me or when Ashley says she's embarrassed by how she acted while smiling, does it seem a bit forced? To me it seems like she's TOTALLY faking it for the cameras. Just sayin'.

This scene with Teresa and the party planner Elvira (who thought THIS episode would make her the new RHONJ) was funny. The reason it was so funny was because Teresa always needs to be right and Elvira seemed to have the personality to always need to be right, so seeing these two personalities clash was quite entertaining. Also, when she leaved and Teresa falls over dramatically... you can see where Gia gets her dramatics from.

Watching Chris give Ashley rules was interesting... we'll see if she's able to follow them. Based on her past behavior, I fully expect her to be breaking them and getting into fights with Jacqueline and Chris ASAP.

I found the scene between Caroline and Albie to be chock-full of real emotion. Caroline's parenting skills really did shine through and the fact that she REALLY cares about her children is so blatantly obvious. She also gave really sound advice to Albie... and the love and respect they have as a Mother/Son was definitely shown. I really felt for Albie in this scene as I know what it's like to screw up and need a second chance. However, one question- how if Albie only got one D+ was his GPA under a 2.00? A 2.00 is a C average- one D+ shouldn't bring that average THAT Much down unless all the other grades are bad- which they clearly were. Also, is it just me or does Albie seem to be going bald in the back a little bit? What a shame for someone so good looking.

Seeing Al Manzo again, I must give him a shout out for doing an AMAZING job at slimming down. He looks night and day different from last year, so kudos Al! Caroline saying "In this family we're warriors and Albie is a survivor" brought a slightly cynical smile to my face as it's almost as ridiculous as "My family is as thick as thieves." I thought Al made a really good point that "If this hurdle is enough to take him down, he doesn't deserve to be a lawyer then." Well stated and it was nice to see a parent not being completely biased toward their child.

Kim D makes me want to vomit. She's an annoying, two-faced bitch who reminds me of a prostitute in the sense that she'll tell you she loves you and fuck you just in order to get your money. Just sayin'. Also, this scene with them in Posche particularly annoyed me, as if Jacqueline and Teresa want NOTHING to do with Danielle, why keep talking about her? It doesn't make sense. I did think Teresa made a good point saying it's shady that Kim D went to Danielle's lunch when Kim D said she didn't want to be friends with her. Hmm... Teresa, you might be onto something- who looks like the pig now? Kim D.

Again, kudos to Danielle for showing her plastic surgery openly on TV. This takes a lot of courage to do in the first place (get it done), but then to show it on television is another thing entirely. I give her a LOT of credit for this.

I found it funny that Caroline pointed out that two girls came into the Brownstone to say that they thought Christopher was better looking than Albie. It was funny, especially because I don't think Christopher's really all that good looking and Albie definitely is. Albie acted kind of immaturely at this dinner, as it was about celebrating Lauren's achievements, not getting defensive because he failed out of law school. It was good to hear Caroline say Albie should do something instead of sitting around feeling sorry for himself- very true.

When Teresa met up with Elvira again, I was just sitting there in disbelief, especially with the current news regarding Teresa and Joe's bankruptcy. How the HELL do you spend this much on a party when you're already MEGA in debt? Just sayin'

Teresa's house warming party was QUITE the interesting event. I don't understand why Kim G would want to come if she wasn't invited initially... Obviously it was a last minute invite when she called... Of course, Kim G was clearly fishing for an invite by texting Jacqueline... I don't understand this Kim G woman whatsoever. Playing both sides of the field will only get you burned Kim G... keep that in mind. Kim G's only saving grace this season has been that her son is extremely cute. Other than that the woman doesn't have a single redeeming quality. I'd also prefer (from last week) if she NEVER attempts to get on a stripper pole again. It was... frightening.

Danielle's daughters seem to care about her a lot... and seeing them in person at one of Danielle's book signings they seem really proud of her and to love her a lot. It was nice to see them wanting to take care of her post-surgery.

I must say that when Jacqueline arrived at the party I was like WOW! She looks AMAZING! (not to mention AMAZINGLY thin!!!). When I saw Joe and Teresa getting ready for the party I was wondering where are Gia, Malania, and the other two? It was weird to me that if you had a new baby she'd be MIA just so you could have a party.

Kim D SERIOUSLY needs to control her drinking. Teresa was trying to make a speech and for the second time this season Kim D made a total ass out of herself. What's funny is these women call Danielle garbage but then hang out with people like Kim D. PUHLEEEZ. Also, Ashley drooling over the Juicy Joe made me wanna puke. The man is not juicy, he's fat. Fact not fiction here, people! LOVED Caroline's comment when watching Kim D that if this was one of her kids she would choke them! love love love that comment! Kim D approaching Ashley was totally inappropriate too. I was glad Caroline put them in check and was like "no more of this."

I love that Kim G approached Caroline to say Jacqueline is obsessed with Danielle. SO the other way. Two faced bitch. She should pick a team and stick to it, NOT play both sides.

That's about it for this week's episode. I cannot WAIT for next week's- Especially the "SOMEBODY HAS A KNIFE" part!

Until then... The Real Mr. Housewife is signing off.

Perez Calls Danielle Staub Out

Perez Hilton seems to think Danielle is playing up the Lesbian card for attention in his latest post: Perez Calls Out Danielle

The Countess Performs At Splash

The Countess performed her "hit" MONEY CANT BUY YOU CLASS at Splash Nightclub in NYC... Video here: Countess at splash

People.Com Asking Who Should Replace Dina

People.com is asking you who should replace Dina- Ashley (wtf?), Kim D, Kim G, or Elvira? Read and vote here: Who should replace Dina?

Danielle Staub Sings!

AND SHE DOES A FUCKING FANTASTIC JOB!! Best voice of any housewife to release a song so far... watch now at Bravo: Danielle Sings!!!

Before Dina Was a Housewife...

She was on another reality show... Watch it here: Dina, Pre-Housewives

Andy Cohen crushes "new RHONJ" rumor

Putting rumors to rest, Andy Cohen tweeted that Elvira Grau is NOT the new RHONJ and that she will not be replacing Dina Manzo.

RHODC was almost cut

According to Andy Cohen, after the Salahi's crashed the Obama party, THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DC was almost cut by Bravo. See the full story here: RHODC Almost Cut

Bethenny Posts New Recipe

Bethenny Frankel posted a new recipe on her website for Wasabi Tuna Burgers Recipe

So... Cook or Chef?

Don't Be Tardy For The Friendship?

Kim and Nene appear to be friendly again based on Nene's latest tweet:



It's good to see everything's hopefully good after all the drama.

Dina, Caroline, Jacqueline, and Teresa To Host Benefit

Dina is producing the Off-Broadway show MY BIG GAY ITALIAN WEDDING. Here and three of the other NJ Housewives will be appearing this Thursday for a benefit. If you buy tickets and use the code BGMENY99 at checkout you get 40.00 off.