Andy Cohen on Stephen Colbert

Andy Cohen recently sat down with Stephen Colbert and the two reenacted the Season 2 Bethenny/Kelly feud. See it here: Stephen Colbert

Kelly Wants Her Friends on Show

Kelly claims she'll be back on the show if the women will be authentic... and apparently she has friends she'd like to bring on the show if they want to replace women... She's still bringing the crazy! Read it here: Kelly Talks... Again

Kelly Bensimon in Harper's Bazaar

She claims in this article she's not crazy... I think she is, but... here's the article: Kelly "Not Crazy"

RHONYC Reunion Gets Parodied

Check it out: RHONYC Reunion Parody

How Does A Crazy Person Eat?

Kelly Kiloren Bensimon demos how she eats: Eating To Be Crazy

Kelly Bensimon - Jewlery Designer?

Our favorite Housewife that no one seems to understand is apparently launching a Jewlery line with feather-based creations... I'm sure Peta will LOVE this too... Full story via Perez here: Kelly's Jewlery

Kelly Still Talking Shit About Betheney Frankel

Kelly clearly cannot get over the fact that Bethenney is a "cook and not a chef" as her latest twitter post indicates:

Kelly Bensimon continues the crazy with "Mormon" AKA Morning Twitter Update

Just another MORMON- err- Morning- in the world of Kelly Kiloren Bensimon.

Kelly Links to Interesting "poetry"

Via her twitter, Kelly Kiloren Bensimon linked to the following page with some of "her poetry"- Kelly's "Poetry"

Here is the poem she linked to-- clearly she didn't understand this person (along with millions of others) was making fun of her... Just like she doesn't realize Peta and people who wear fur do NOT go hand in hand. here goes:

Satchels Of Gold
by Kelly Bensimon
edited by Alex Grabie
She has knives on her tongue.
She’s filled with knives.
It’s like 1979
Am I like this?
Am I like that?
I’m a yes person, you’re a no person.
You’re cunning and deceitful
and it’s creepy.
Lemons into Lemonade!
Lemons into Lemonade!
I’m going now,
to my happy place of cartwheels
and rainbows
and people being genuine to one another.
I threw up
the night before.
I’m sick of taking
my lollies and my gummies.
In my defense, that’s what makes people crazy about me.
Are you guys having a moment?
Are you going to make out with tongue?
She made her cry.
Zip it! Satchels of gold
Zip it! Kabuki vampire
It’s not a forum.
This is all white noise.