Kelly Links to Interesting "poetry"

Via her twitter, Kelly Kiloren Bensimon linked to the following page with some of "her poetry"- Kelly's "Poetry"

Here is the poem she linked to-- clearly she didn't understand this person (along with millions of others) was making fun of her... Just like she doesn't realize Peta and people who wear fur do NOT go hand in hand. here goes:

Satchels Of Gold
by Kelly Bensimon
edited by Alex Grabie
She has knives on her tongue.
She’s filled with knives.
It’s like 1979
Am I like this?
Am I like that?
I’m a yes person, you’re a no person.
You’re cunning and deceitful
and it’s creepy.
Lemons into Lemonade!
Lemons into Lemonade!
I’m going now,
to my happy place of cartwheels
and rainbows
and people being genuine to one another.
I threw up
the night before.
I’m sick of taking
my lollies and my gummies.
In my defense, that’s what makes people crazy about me.
Are you guys having a moment?
Are you going to make out with tongue?
She made her cry.
Zip it! Satchels of gold
Zip it! Kabuki vampire
It’s not a forum.
This is all white noise.